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fuckyeahlatenighthosts:

This used to be how Craig hits on a woman:

And this was their reaction:

rudums:

I thought it was common knowledge, but apparently it isn’t. Some people still don’t know it. Namely, the bf of my flatmate. 

So, please, forward this knowledge to all your male(and actually also female) friends, acquaintances and family members:

It is never - NEVER - ok to walk around in underwear in someone else’s flat, even if that someone is your significant other. Especially when:

- you’re wearing the same underpants two days in a row and people have seen them already

- you’re not exactly tanned and built like a Greek god

- there are people in the flat who are not your significant other

- any one of them at any point could happen to be in a position when your junk is directly in their face

- after you’ve been told to put some pants on

- if the flat in question is occupied by rather pedantical and always-dressed girls

- if you haven’t established a friendship with the other residents of the flat(take extra care if they happen to hate your guts already)

- you are carrying dirty dishes and want to wash them in the very small kitchen where you know there are already two girls making dinner

- if nobody else ever walks around in their underwear in this flat

I understand that pants can be uncomfortable. Pyjamas are acceptable. Please. Nobody needs to see what I saw today.

oh darling. he’s an ass isn’t he? And your flat-mate Slavka/Stanka (sorry i still have problems with their names) is a bit of an ass to, if she doesn’t see how unacceptable this situation is and how uncomfortable it makes you. well, only thing i can offer to improve this situation is, we should came up with a plan to brake them up. And i don’t really care if she’s happy or whatever with him, if you’re not ok with it, than something has to be done.

feminismfatale:

if you slut shame

if you are homophobic

if you tell a women-in-the-kitchen joke

if you use pejoratives to which you have no right

if you assume something about someone because of their color

if you downplay international discord

if you are part of the tea party

rudums:

backfromthedeadred:

fyeahsheldonleonard:

tbbt-fan:

She’s SO tall. :0

No, he’s just that short. He’s only around 5’6.

Hilarious.

Oh my God, can I just hug him? Or just smoosh his face or something. He’s like a cute kitty.

this is the cutest! why don’t they just make an appearance on each others shows